{"id":482,"date":"2023-09-04T16:22:36","date_gmt":"2023-09-04T16:22:36","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/?page_id=482"},"modified":"2025-02-09T02:45:31","modified_gmt":"2025-02-09T02:45:31","slug":"spacerockcafe","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/bardrockcafe.com\/index.php\/spacerockcafe\/","title":{"rendered":"Space Rock Cafe"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t<div data-elementor-type=\"wp-page\" data-elementor-id=\"482\" class=\"elementor elementor-482\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<section class=\"elementor-section elementor-top-section elementor-element elementor-element-622e0fbf elementor-section-boxed elementor-section-height-default elementor-section-height-default\" data-id=\"622e0fbf\" data-element_type=\"section\" data-e-type=\"section\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-container elementor-column-gap-default\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-column elementor-col-100 elementor-top-column elementor-element elementor-element-20bf8c89\" data-id=\"20bf8c89\" data-element_type=\"column\" data-e-type=\"column\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-wrap elementor-element-populated\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-396ea80d elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"396ea80d\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><strong>Space Rock Cafe<\/strong><\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-78df848e elementor-widget elementor-widget-text-editor\" data-id=\"78df848e\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"text-editor.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\tThe crew of Bear Force One were modestly successful planar pirates, until the day they stole the cursed treasure of Vortex. Their biggest haul to date, they hastily spent the treasure before they were aware of its curse. They found themselves afflicted with wild magic, and learned the only way to break the curse was to return every last piece of the treasure. They jump from plane to plane and world to world, looking for pieces of the cursed treasure. These are the Adventures of Bear Force One.\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-2fab1814 elementor-widget elementor-widget-heading\" data-id=\"2fab1814\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"heading.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t<h2 class=\"elementor-heading-title elementor-size-default\"><strong>Cast<\/strong><\/h2>\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-3d3dbae8 elementor elementor-widget:not(elementor-widget-text-editor) wp-block-image figure { margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto; } elementor-tabs-alignment-stretch elementor-widget__width-initial elementor-tabs-view-horizontal elementor-widget elementor-widget-tabs\" data-id=\"3d3dbae8\" data-element_type=\"widget\" data-e-type=\"widget\" data-widget_type=\"tabs.default\">\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-widget-container\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tabs\">\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tabs-wrapper\" role=\"tablist\" >\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-1021\" class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-desktop-title\" aria-selected=\"true\" data-tab=\"1\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"0\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1021\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Xtina<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-1022\" class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-desktop-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1022\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Coach<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-1023\" class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-desktop-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1023\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Allison<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-1024\" class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-desktop-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"4\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1024\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Jordan\/Hoshi<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-title-1025\" class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-desktop-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"5\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1025\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Gabi<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tabs-content-wrapper\" role=\"tablist\" aria-orientation=\"vertical\">\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"true\" data-tab=\"1\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"0\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1021\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Xtina<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-1021\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"1\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-1021\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"false\"><div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 0%;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Xtina.jpg\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"200px\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Xtina is a ttrpg fan who has been doing actual play podcasts and streams for 3 years. You can find her as a player on the Agents of DAMNED podcast.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/greekachu.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/agentsofdamned.com\/\">Agents of Damned<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1022\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Coach<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-1022\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-1022\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>Amar D&#8217;Issoir is a pansexual Ranger Cleric that is a bit of a lothario and tends to navigate with his&#8230;compass needle. He is quite flirtatious, but is more inadvertently sexual than overtly.<\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10%;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/10\/CoachJro.jpg\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"200\" \/><\/div><div>Coach J Ro is a college professor and tutor who moonlights as an avid member of the Magic: The Gathering community.<\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/linktr.ee\/UnsummonedSkull\">Linktree<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1023\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Allison<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-1023\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-1023\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>Saros Stellan had a chance encounter with a deity that left him a little cracked. Now he wanders the cosmos, searching for the star that will lead back to this deity to take back what was stolen..<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 0;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/Allison-e1709838656278.png\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"50%\" height=\"50%\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Allison is a writer and an editor who spends her free time training TaeKwonDo and being infinitely amused by her 2 cats.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/shangtigress.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"4\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1024\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Jordan\/Hoshi<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-1024\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"4\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-1024\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>Hood is a medical snake in a robot suit.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10%;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Hoshi-scaled.jpg\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"150px;\" \/><\/div>\n<div>Jordan\/Hoshi is a bi-genderfluid member of the Agents of Damned.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/pokechap.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/agentsofdamned.com\/\">Agents of Damned<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"5\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-1025\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Gabi<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-1025\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"5\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-1025\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>Talia is a lower noble who ran away from home to become a knight.<\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10%;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockcafe.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2024\/03\/IMG_9983.jpg\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"200\" \/><\/div><div>Gabi is an orthopedic nurse by day, but a drama queen and complete nerd always.<\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/zolarialover69\/\">Instagram<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-element elementor-element-568fb5f elementor elementor-widget:not(elementor-widget-text-editor) wp-block-image figure { margin-left: auto; 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A washout from Waterdeep&#8217;s bard college, it is unclear how he came into possession of the ship and turned to piracy.<\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/08\/Paul.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/div><p>Paul&#8217;s day job is an accountant, which is probably why he&#8217;s the network&#8217;s Chief Financial Officer. He enjoys Magic: The Gathering, video games, and too many nerdy fandoms to count. He also co-manages the network&#8217;s Twitter\/X and Bluesky Social Accounts.<\/p><div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/pkinter13.bardrockcafe.com\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div><div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/www.podchaser.com\/creators\/paul-kinter-107tQbDQ3c\">Podchaser<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-9072\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Marty<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-9072\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"2\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-9072\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>S.P.I.R.I.T. is a spectral pirate invigorating reckless inebriated teammates.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"height: 200px;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Marty.jpg\" alt=\"Marty\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n\n&#8220;&#8230;This guy again?&#8221;\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\nMarty Balmer is your new favorite Actual Play performer, being able to do a range of voices and accents. In addition to this production, he is in a large number of TTRPG streams and podcasts.\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\nBut he&#8217;s more than just a TTRPG performer and audio editor- he&#8217;s also the keyboardist for Winter Wayfarer. When he isn&#8217;t making beautiful music or rolling dice, he&#8217;s taking on an ever-growing list of projects because he has no sense of self preservation.\n\n<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/balmmartian.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-9073\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Ursa<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-9073\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"3\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-9073\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>Polly Cracker is druidic cleric that nourishes the body and soul with her meals and feels. She cares for the crew like her own family, so you better not ruffle any feathers or your goose is cooked.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"margin-top: 10%;\" src=\"https:\/\/bardrockdnd.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/09\/Ursa.png\" alt=\"Placeholder 2\" width=\"200px;\" \/><\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\">[bear noises]<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\" style=\"font-size: 12px;\"><b><a style=\"color: #b7864c;\" href=\"https:\/\/bsky.app\/profile\/ursabearwalker.bsky.social\">Bluesky<\/a><\/b><\/div><\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t\t<div class=\"elementor-tab-title elementor-tab-mobile-title\" aria-selected=\"false\" data-tab=\"4\" role=\"tab\" tabindex=\"-1\" aria-controls=\"elementor-tab-content-9074\" aria-expanded=\"false\">Tensei<\/div>\n\t\t\t\t\t<div id=\"elementor-tab-content-9074\" class=\"elementor-tab-content elementor-clearfix\" data-tab=\"4\" role=\"tabpanel\" aria-labelledby=\"elementor-tab-title-9074\" tabindex=\"0\" hidden=\"hidden\"><div>In an experiment to see if he could get a sentient tree ship high, Captain Jake Swallow planted several psychogelic mushrooms around their living vessel Alexa. However, introducing these fungi to a sentient root network granted them form and a sense of self-awareness.\n<\/div>&nbsp;<div>\nNow numerous humanoid mushroom creatures roam the walls of Bear Force One, ready to become expendable crew as necessary.<\/div>\n<div class=\"aligncenter\"><img fetchpriority=\"high\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"https:\/\/images2.imgbox.com\/0d\/25\/LG3Wic9J_o.png\" alt=\"Tensei\" width=\"200\" height=\"300\" \/><\/div>\n<div>\n<div>\n\nTensei is a producer and technical consultant for streaming and podcasting. With a decade of production experience across a wide variety of podcasts, YouTube, and Twitch, they work to make sure every project they touch is the best it can be. When they aren\u2019t working on their own projects, he is the biggest fan of yours.\n<div>&nbsp;<\/div>\nA child at heart, Tensei takes most of his inspiration from a variety of \u201cchildren\u2019s\u201d media such as Power Rangers, Ben 10, and Digimon. 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