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The crew of Bear Force One were modestly successful planar pirates, until the day they stole the cursed treasure of Vortex. Their biggest haul to date, they hastily spent the treasure before they were aware of its curse. They found themselves afflicted with wild magic, and learned the only way to break the curse was to return every last piece of the treasure. They jump from plane to plane and world to world, looking for pieces of the cursed treasure. These are the Adventures of Bear Force One.
Cast
Xtina
Coach
Allison
Jordan/Hoshi
Gabi
Xtina
Xtina is a ttrpg fan who has been doing actual play podcasts and streams for 3 years. You can find her as a player on the Agents of DAMNED podcast.
Coach
Amar D’Issoir is a pansexual Ranger Cleric that is a bit of a lothario and tends to navigate with his…compass needle. He is quite flirtatious, but is more inadvertently sexual than overtly.
Coach J Ro is a college professor and tutor who moonlights as an avid member of the Magic: The Gathering community.
Allison
Saros Stellan had a chance encounter with a deity that left him a little cracked. Now he wanders the cosmos, searching for the star that will lead back to this deity to take back what was stolen..
Allison is a writer and an editor who spends her free time training TaeKwonDo and being infinitely amused by her 2 cats.
Jordan/Hoshi
Hood is a medical snake in a robot suit.
Jordan/Hoshi is a bi-genderfluid member of the Agents of Damned.
Gabi
Talia is a lower noble who ran away from home to become a knight.
Gabi is an orthopedic nurse by day, but a drama queen and complete nerd always.
Paul
Marty
Ursa
Tensei
Paul
Jake Swallow is the unlikely captain of the ship. A washout from Waterdeep’s bard college, it is unclear how he came into possession of the ship and turned to piracy.
Paul’s day job is an accountant, which is probably why he’s the network’s Chief Financial Officer. He enjoys Magic: The Gathering, video games, and too many nerdy fandoms to count. He also co-manages the network’s Twitter/X and Bluesky Social Accounts.
Marty
S.P.I.R.I.T. is a spectral pirate invigorating reckless inebriated teammates.
“…This guy again?”
Marty Balmer is your new favorite Actual Play performer, being able to do a range of voices and accents. In addition to this production, he is in a large number of TTRPG streams and podcasts.
But he’s more than just a TTRPG performer and audio editor- he’s also the keyboardist for Winter Wayfarer. When he isn’t making beautiful music or rolling dice, he’s taking on an ever-growing list of projects because he has no sense of self preservation.
Ursa
Polly Cracker is druidic cleric that nourishes the body and soul with her meals and feels. She cares for the crew like her own family, so you better not ruffle any feathers or your goose is cooked.
[bear noises]
Tensei
In an experiment to see if he could get a sentient tree ship high, Captain Jake Swallow planted several psychogelic mushrooms around their living vessel Alexa. However, introducing these fungi to a sentient root network granted them form and a sense of self-awareness.
Now numerous humanoid mushroom creatures roam the walls of Bear Force One, ready to become expendable crew as necessary.
Tensei is a producer and technical consultant for streaming and podcasting. With a decade of production experience across a wide variety of podcasts, YouTube, and Twitch, they work to make sure every project they touch is the best it can be. When they aren’t working on their own projects, he is the biggest fan of yours.
A child at heart, Tensei takes most of his inspiration from a variety of “children’s” media such as Power Rangers, Ben 10, and Digimon. He loves to let everyone get their moments to shine.
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