Kenny Myers is the current Dungeon Master for Bard Rock Café, meaning he plays the entire supporting cast. Once, in college, he and two other students overdosed three rats on cocaine. Following this devastating event, he spiraled into collaboratively writing with like-minded individuals over the internet. It was in this time of his life that he met his future wife, Leera, and then almost died of blood loss and dehydration in the hospital during finals week. He was still required to attend his history final against doctor’s recommendation. Kenny has since gotten his life together, and works at the psychiatric hospital as a counselor. He is currently going for his PhD, at which point he will attain his lifelong goal of keeping student loans in deferment for as long as possible while running out the clock on loan repayment programs. The intermittent reinforcement of dice-based collaborative storytelling keeps him out of the casinos. He is a loving father, husband, dog dad, and unhinged lunatic masquerading as a normal man.

Stephanie Myers is a member of the Bard Rock Cafe crew and podcast network. Steph identifies as nonbinary and uses she/they pronouns. They currently live in Texas, where they work as a marketing creative and videographer during the week. On the weekends, they play as the tiefling character Epi in the Bard Rock Cafe podcast, who’s name was definitely not taken from their cat’s. Steph occasionally contributes character art and logos to the cast, but mostly contributes a few laughs and a whole lot of “yes, and-“s to the team. Steph’s hobbies include drawing, cooking, comic book writing (in theory more than practice), and wasting as much time playing video games as possible. They’re also learning to sew, to paint, and to 3D print. If you’re wondering why they post so few selfies, it’s because their camera roll is mostly photos of their orange tabby cat Abraham Delacey Giuseppe Casey Thomas O’Malley, O’Malley the Alley Cat, or Tom Tom for short.